GETTING HER MAN: Chapter Two


An hour after officially accepting the Carmichael case, Diana pulled her vintage sky-blue Mustang convertible to the curb outside Tulane University's Anthropology Building, just off Audubon Street. She surveyed the beige stucco two-story building, with its gray-painted trim and plaster embellishment. A number of its tall, narrow windows were open, and the place looked a little shabby, with patches of discoloration here and there.

Diana cut the engine, anticipation coursing through her like a current of energy. After being up most of the night reading through the file and doing preliminary research, she was running on pure caffeine and adrenaline, and welcomed the familiar rush. It had been such a long time since she'd gone on a hunt like this; a hunt that wasn't predictable, safe, or easy.

Before getting out of the car, she glanced at Luna's dog-eared copy of People magazine on the seat beside her. It was the annual most eligible bachelors issue, and right there on page 44 was Dr. Jack Austin, professor of archaeology at Tulane, renowned Mayan expert, Discovery Channel regular, and all-around boy wonder. He'd discovered the lost Mayan city of Tikukul when he was only 27, and it had been his bread and butter for the following ten years -- the past five of which had been heavily funded by grants from Steven Carmichael's Ancient Americas Preservation Society.

Judging by his picture, Austin had a rough, unaffected appeal that would attract women but not make men feel uncomfortable: a man's man sort of guy. He wore canvas shorts and a sweat-dampened ribbed tank, and lay sprawled on a slab of vine-encrusted rock, muscular arms and legs spread-eagled, as if he were some sort of human sacrifice.

A strangely erotic photo, in the way the camera's focus drew the eye to certain erogenous zones. Rather like banging a dinner bell: Come and get it!

She folded the magazine and stuffed it into her purse, got out of her car, and headed for the building. She'd scheduled a meeting with Carmichael later in the afternoon, but until then she'd work her way alphabetically through the guest list for the Jade Jaguar's opening night bash -- a list that had included a most impressive number of wealthy political and society types, artists, and rival gallery owners.

So far she'd learned that the Allens were out of town and the Archers weren't morning people. Now it was Austin's turn, although considering his dependence on Carmichael for funding his excavations, he didn't rate high on her roster of potential suspects.
In a pumpkin orange linen suit and dark brown heels, wearing wide-rimmed oval sunglasses and a Hermès scarf tied in a bow around her long, straight ponytail -- Jackie O would've approved -- Diana walked with purposeful strides to the departmental office.

Today was not about being surreptitious; today was about making a vivid impression on one of America's most eligible bachelors and giving herself the upper hand by simply catching the man off guard.

When it came to getting straight answers, this strategy worked a good 90 percent of the time.

The departmental secretary, an older, no-nonsense type in pants and blouse, plainly served as the first line of defense between eligible bachelorettes and the good professor, and her demeanor plunged from friendly to chill when Diana asked to see Austin.

"I'm sorry, ma'am," she intoned. "Dr. Austin doesn't hold regular office hours, but if you leave your name and telephone number with me, he'll get back to you."

Right. Diana hauled out her investigator's license from her purse. Occasionally, the thing came in handy. "This is official business. I'm here on behalf of Dr. Austin's benefactor, Mr. Steven Carmichael."

Ooh, successful shot. The woman's mouth thinned. "I'm not allowed to give out his office number to nonstudents, but he's teaching his Intro to Archaeology class right now in room 150. You can wait outside and catch him there after class."

While she had no intention of lurking outside any classroom, Diana smiled her thanks and walked away, paying no mind to the secretary's hostile stare. Rattling cages for a living usually meant annoying people.

Five minutes later, Diana found the room, eased the door open, slipped inside, and leaned against the wall at the back of the room.
 Professor Austin stood by the chalkboard at the front of the classroom, facing away from her. He wore a white short-sleeved shirt tucked into khaki cargo pants, and lectured as he drew a diagram with quick, aggressive strokes of chalk.

"...which is the theory behind terminus ante and post quem dating. Let's say you're excavating a refuse pit and want to know how to date it."

Caught up in his subject, he didn't notice the buzz of whispers, or the absolute silence that followed.

"The oldest artifact found in situ will be --"

Austin suddenly broke off, his body tensing as if he'd sensed a predator at his back, and turned.

Across the room, their eyes met -- and Diana's first thought, with surprise and irritation, was that the TV and magazine photos didn't do Austin justice. No camera could ever fully capture this man's energy or magnetism.

The direct intensity of his dark gaze commanded attention first, then she noticed how long days under a tropical sun had added coppery highlights to his dark brown hair. And how his tanned skin and lean strength made even conservative clothing look sexy. If L.L. Bean ever recruited Jack Austin as a spokesperson, their stock in button-down shirts would skyrocket.

With twenty-five pairs of speculative gazes on her -- two-thirds of them female -- Diana watched Austin, curious to see how he'd respond to her presence.

After slowly surveying her from head to toe, Austin arched one eyebrow, turned back to the chalkboard, and continued to lecture and sketch diagrams as if a strange woman in orange hadn't just invaded his classroom.

"The earliest, or oldest, artifact found in situ is often referred to as the terminus ante quem, and the latest, or newest, artifact as the terminus post quem. Everything in the pit will be dated after the earliest artifact, but before the latest."

Austin faced his class again, resting a shoulder against the chalkboard. "Some of you look confused, so let me put it this way. In my refuse pit I find dozens of record albums. The earliest, in the bottom sediment layer, is Elvis Presley's Heartbreak Hotel, first cut. The album in the topmost layer is a first edition of the Beatles's Abbey Road. I know Heartbreak Hotel came out in 1956, and Abbey Road in 1969. With nothing in the pit earlier than 1959 or later than 1969, the artifacts I find as I excavate the layers between will fall within these two dates. This means the people who tossed their trash in my pit did so during the golden age of rock and roll. Is that any clearer?"

Nodding heads, a few laughs, and a murmur of assent followed. For the remaining fifteen minutes of the class, Diana relaxed and enjoyed watching Austin in action. He had a laid-back teaching style, a deep, slightly raspy voice with a hint of a Boston accent, and no difficulty whatsoever in keeping his students' attention on him rather than on her -- despite the fact he was talking about dating ancient garbage.

This was charisma: when you didn't care if that man thought garbage was exciting; you just wanted to watch him move, hear him talk.

And she bet he'd turn that charisma up to sizzling hot or down to icy cold as the situation demanded. Probably she'd get something closer to icy cold; she often had that effect on men once they realized all the little lady wanted from them was answers to questions.

"That's it for today." Austin parked his butt on the table in front of the room and folded his arms over his chest. "Project reports are due next Wednesday. If you need to talk with me before then, see me after class."

Oh, great. An open invitation to get mobbed -- and keep her at a distance until, gee whiz, he just had to move along.

Undaunted, Diana pushed away from the wall and made her way toward the front of the room, paying no mind to the curious stares. Austin, nodding as a young woman spoke earnestly to him, watched Diana's approach with all the warmth of a big bayou gator.

"I'll be in my office at three," he said to the petite student. "You can come by then."

The woman nodded, and reluctantly moved away, the expression on her pretty face branding Diana an interloper.

Coming to a stop directly in front of Austin, Diana flashed her most polite smile. "I'm looking for Dr. Jack Austin."

"That'd be me," he said evenly, the look in his eyes telling her he wasn't fooled by her claim not to know him. "What can I do for you?"

"Diana Belmaine. Private investigator." Again, she displayed her license. His gaze flicked briefly to it without any obvious emotion, then returned to her face as she added, "I'd like to talk with you. Alone, please."

He shrugged. "Fine."

No surprise at finding a PI in his classroom? How interesting. She'd read up on Austin, and from all accounts he was something of a hothead. Two summers past, he'd gotten into a gunfight with would-be looters and ended up in a Guatemalan jail for a couple of weeks -- and that hadn't been the first time he'd used a gun, or his fists, to protect his excavations.

"Come with me to my office," Austin ordered as he pushed away from the table. He gathered together a few books and papers and walked off without waiting to see if she followed.

Huh...maybe he was a little annoyed, after all.

Diana lengthened her strides to match his, which wasn't easy in three-inch slingback heels and a tight skirt.

"Are we in a hurry?" she asked, as they approached the department office.

"No," he said, but didn't slow down.

The secretary watched their approach. "I have a few messages for you, Dr. Austin." The woman's gaze shifted to Diana as she handed over the yellow slips. "I see the lady found you."

Austin folded the messages without reading them and slipped them in his pocket. "It's okay, Carol." To Diana, he said, "This way."
 He led her up a flight of stairs -- he took them two at a time, to her annoyance, although she didn't mind the view from behind -- and down a long hall. As they passed offices with open doors, Diana glimpsed people craning their necks to watch. Voices abruptly halted in midconversation.

Well, orange was an eye-catching color...and she supposed it didn't help that her heels sounded sharp and aggressive on the linoleum tile floor.

Finally, Austin motioned her into a small office and shut the door behind him. The room looked comfortably messy and smelled like old books -- a great number of which sat on shelves, on the floor, and on Austin's desk. The desk also held a computer, a phone that looked older than most of his students, and a coffee cup with dried residue at the bottom.

Two cheap stackable chairs were angled in front of Austin's old Steelcase desk, and she dropped her purse onto one as he sat. Instead of sitting, Diana examined book titles and admired a series of framed pencil drawings of Mesoamerican hieroglyphs. The drawings were amazingly detailed, but she couldn't make sense of all the stylized curves and curlicues.

Behind her, Austin shifted in his chair, and the atmosphere in the small room all but hummed with his impatience.

After several seconds, Austin said dryly, "You did need to talk with me, right?"

"Yes, I do." Confident she'd regained the upper hand, Diana turned. "Lovely drawings."

"Mayan hieroglyphs. It's a pictorial form of language." He sat back to watch her -- or, more accurately, to better check out her breasts and legs. "Have a seat."

Diana smiled, despite her annoyance at his blunt appraisal of her body. She rested a hand on the back of a chair, but remained standing to keep him looking up at her for a moment longer. "I know what glyphs are. I majored in archaeology in college, but it turned out I didn't have the patience for the work. Plus I'm not big on bugs and dirt."

"So you became a private investigator?"

"I'm good at piecing things together, and I specialize in art fraud and stolen antiquities -- so I put what I'd learned to good use after all."

The muscles around his mouth and nose tightened, ever so slightly.

"So why do you want to see me?"

"I'm here on behalf of an acquaintance of yours." Diana made a show of sitting down, smoothing her short skirt and crossing her legs. "Steven Carmichael."

Austin leaned back, his chair springs creaking loudly. "What happened? Did Steve lose another couple crates of pots?"

"Something like that."

He rubbed his thumb along his bottom lip, plainly skeptical. "So you're really a PI? This isn't just a way of getting in my office so you can slip me your telephone number?"

Wow; nothing small about this man's ego. She fixed him with a cool look. "In your dreams, Dr. Austin."

Smiling slowly, he looked down, his gaze lingering on her mouth, then lower. "I'm already there."

His frank, wholly male aggression surprised her, then immediately roused her suspicions. On a sudden hunch, she deliberately recrossed her legs. He didn't look down to watch, much less leer.

Well, well. Not exactly Mr. Consistent. Austin was overplaying his interest in her, probably as a distraction -- which intrigued her almost as much as that fleeting look of wariness on his face moments ago. She'd go along with him -- for now. "You're trying to flirt with me."

He made a face of mock concentration and pointed a finger at her. "Good observation skills. I bet you're one crack private investigator."

Oh, boy. Smart-ass alert.

Not rising to the bait this time, Diana pulled a notepad and pen from her purse, catching sight of the People magazine as she did so. On an impulse, she took it out, folded it to the page with Austin doing his pagan sex god impersonation, then tossed it on his desk. He looked down, face impassive, then pushed it aside, out of his direct line of vision.

Almost as if it embarrassed him.

"I'm sure there are a lot of women across the country who'd love to worship you up close and personal, Dr. Austin, but I'm not one of them."

Austin laid a hand over his chest, drawing her attention to his long fingers, dusted with dark hairs. Powerful hands, more a workman's than a scholar's, and yet somehow still elegant.

"I'm crushed," he said.

Diana clicked her pen with force. "No, you're not. Now, let's get back to business. These artifacts are over three thousand years old, worth a heck of lot of money, and my client wants them back."

He raised a brow in apparent amusement. "It might help if you told me what you're looking for."

In spite of her sudden, irrational urge to lunge across the desk and shake him, Diana maintained her poise. "A small alabaster box with a gold statuette inside. It's Egyptian. Eighteenth Dynasty. Were you aware my client had these objects in his private collection?"

Austin leaned even farther back, resting an ankle across his knee, lacing his hands behind his head -- which did wonders for showing off his chest. Oh, yes; the man obviously knew a distraction technique or two himself.

"Steve collects lots of things, including financially challenged archaeologists, but mostly he collects pre-Columbian art," Austin said in that low, raspy voice that seemed to rub against her skin, as soothing-rough as a cat's tongue.

Diana shook off the sensation. "Did you know he owned Egyptian artifacts? Yes or no, please."

Something very like anger flashed across Austin's face. "Yes, although not what you've described. I've seen a few scarab amulets and rings. And I remember him mentioning pottery and a late Roman funerary portrait. That's it."

Nodding, she jotted down his answer, then looked up. "He funds your excavations at Tikukul, doesn't he?"

"His foundation does, in part. I'm high-profile, and the society likes high-profile. Good PR and all that."

Diana detected a coolness in Austin's voice, as if maybe he didn't think too much of his benefactor. "And you also know about the shipment my client recently lost to thieves."

"Who doesn't? I read the newspapers, and I talk regularly with Steve."

He jiggled his foot, drawing her attention to his hiking boots. Well-worn and expensive; boots for someone who did a lot of walking and climbing.

"And just so we're clear on this, Ms. Belmaine, I'm paid to find artifacts, not steal them."

Alert to the tension rising in the room, Diana said evenly, "I never said you stole anything."

"No, but you're considering it." Austin smiled again, but it didn't quite mesh with his intent, watchful expression.

"Nothing personal, Dr. Austin. In my line of work, everybody's guilty until proven innocent."

"Bet that makes you a fun girl to talk with at parties," he said dryly, then shifted in his chair, lowering his foot to the floor with a loud thump. "So about this box and statuette, I assume they belonged to someone famous."

"I'm not at liberty to discuss specific details, but yes, they have a definite historical significance."

"I don't have to be an Egyptologist to make a few guesses here. Are you talking about the last pharaohs of the Eighteenth Dynasty? Tut and company?"

"Let's say that's true." She kept her expression noncommittal. "Who among Mr. Carmichael's circle of acquaintances would be interested in acquiring funerary artifacts from this period?"

Austin laughed, a chest-deep, genuine laugh that made it almost impossible not to want to laugh along with him.

"Come on, you're looking at a select group of wealthy people who obsessively collect old things, and the older and rarer the better. You're gonna need to come up with better questions, Ms. Belmaine."

Tamping back a fresh spurt of annoyance, Diana smiled. Despite his arrogance and attempts to goad her into losing her cool, she couldn't quite resist the pull of his attraction -- and it wasn't just his good ol' boy sex appeal, either. Behind the smiles and studied indifference, he was hiding something. She could all but smell the lies he'd wrapped around himself.

"Oh, I don't know. I'm learning quite a lot so far. More than you realize."

At that, Austin sat forward, elbows on the cluttered desk, his face suddenly serious. "Okay. This has been fun, but I have another class to teach soon. How about you tell me why you're really here."

Pushy, pushy. Diana tipped her head and asked, "What time did you arrive at the Jade Jaguar for the opening party?"

"I got there at eight, and left at about ten-thirty."

"At any time did you go upstairs to the offices or storage room?"

"I drank a lot of Steve's free wine, and had to use the upstairs john a couple times when the downstairs one was busy. Other than that, all the action was in the gallery. I didn't want to miss Steve's big night." Again, a hint of sarcasm colored his tone. "Why are you asking?"

"Because the theft likely occurred the night of the gallery's opening. I'm talking with all the guests, starting with the 'A' names and working my way on down."

"Lucky me, that my name starts with an 'A.'"

Diana raised a brow at his sarcasm, then turned her attention to jotting down his answers.

"How good are you?"

Caught off guard by the question, Diana glanced up. "Excuse me?"

"How good are you?" His focus on her had suddenly intensified -- almost uncomfortably so. "As an investigator, that is."

Her face warmed at the suggestive tone of his voice -- and she didn't like how easily he flustered her. "I always get my man, Dr. Austin."

Most of the time, anyway.

"That's not exactly an answer."

Diana didn't break eye contact. "I just wrapped up an insurance fraud case, and last month I recovered a quarter million in gold bullion looted from a shipwreck off the coast of Florida."

"A quarter mil." Austin's expression had turned speculative, assessing -- as if he'd finally decided to take her seriously. "How'd you do it?"

"It takes hard work and determination, though sometimes I don't have to work as hard as you might think. The thieves tried to sell the gold on eBay."

"You're serious?" he asked, incredulous.

"Nobody ever said crooks are smart," she said lightly. "Most of them are pretty dumb."

His focus on her sharpened, and then he smiled. "But you like it better when they're smart."

She shrugged. "It's more of a challenge that way."

"You like the hunt."

"No, Dr. Austin." Holding his gaze, she leaned slightly toward him, and smiled back. "I love the hunt."

A charged tension filled the room, and as the silence between them lengthened, she sensed she'd just hit pay dirt. He knew more about what happened at the gallery that night than he was telling; she just didn't know exactly how much yet.

"Are we done?" Austin asked evenly.

"For now. Thank you for taking the time to answer my questions." Diana stood, and pulled a business card from her purse. "If you hear anything that might help, please give me a call."

Austin took the card, but didn't look at it. "Will do."

Diana hitched her purse over her shoulder and donned the sunglasses for a touch more attitude. She didn't move away from the desk. "I think you're lying to me, Dr. Austin."

As his smile widened, her temper snapped. She hated it when people -- especially men people -- thought they could toy with her just because she was female and blond.

Walking with a deliberate, languid slowness around his desk, she leaned down, close enough to smell the scent of his soap and shampoo; close enough to see the fine lines around his eyes, the mingled brown and copper shades of his hair, the reddish beard stubble...and to feel the tension vibrating off him.

A tension thick with as much sexual awareness as anger.

"I'll be watching you," she whispered in his ear, her lips nearly brushing his warm skin. She moistened her lips with her tongue, and he tensed. "And if you did help yourself to a couple extra party favors from my client's gallery, I'll take you down, no matter how much it'll break my poor little heart to see your very fine ass in jail."

In such an intimate proximity, she could feel every touch of his breath. Finally, she stepped away. Though she yearned to knock that damn grin off his face, she coolly blew him a kiss, then strolled out the door and shut it firmly behind her.

GO TO: Chapter 1 | Chapter 3